During Donald Trump’s visit to Texas on Thursday, he paused from boasting about his floundering economy to brag about his own physical magnificence. All in whatever is left of his own mind, of course.
“Who’s the healthiest of all the presidents? Who would you rate the most physically fit?” asked the 80-year-old, obviously obese Trump. That’s the same Trump who tries to hide his disturbingly-purple hands with make-up and can’t stay awake during his own White House events.
“President Trump, President Bush, or President Barack Hussein Obama?” Trump “asked.” As if anyone had a doubt which one he’d pick.
Trump purported to quote bootlicker and substance abuser Rep. Ronny Jackson, saying, “He said that’s an easy question. ‘President Trump is by far the healthiest president I’ve ever seen.’”
“I said I don’t know who that guy is, but I like him,” Trump said. If Trump truly did not know who Jackson was, he’s in worse shape than he seems. Jackson was Trump’s own White House physician before running for Congress.
“Now, he did make the statement that if he didn’t like junk food so much, he’d live to be 200 years old,” Trump added. “He could have left that out, Ronnie. But I said I like that guy, and he turned out to be really amazing.”
In reality, Jackson proved unfit for the job Trump nominated him for: leading the Department of Veterans Affairs. Jackson withdrew from his 2018 nomination after the Department of Defense inspector general issued a report that found he “berated employees, made sexual comments about a female subordinate, and violated the policy for drinking alcohol on a presidential trip” and overprescribed medication, as The Texas Tribune summed up. I’m surprised current Defense Secretary Whiskey Pete Hegseth hasn’t snapped up Jackson for a leadership role this term, though. They quack like soulmates.
As for former President Obama, he made a commercial playing basketball with Iowa candidate Josh Turek.
I dare Trump to make an ad playing basketball with any Republican candidate.
Trump: Who would you rate the most physically fit? President Trump, President Bush, or President Barack Hussein Obama, Ronny Jackson said that’s an easy question. President Trump is by far the healthiest president I’ve ever seen https://t.co/T6pA75N04i
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