Rep Drunken Van Orden, Trump’s Little Bitch, is in a world of hurt just a few months before the election. He trails his opponent, Rebecca Cooke, in the polls and in fundraising. He’s in so much trouble that ten different members of the Trump crime syndicate, including Dozing Donny, have come to Western Wisconsin to stump for him.
DVO is in so much trouble that he has taken a page from Big Daddy Donny’s playbook and has been running a bunch of AI slop ads of what is supposed to be Cooke saying ridiculous things, which, of course, he swears are real.
Wisconsin has laws regulating the use of AI slop in political ads. One such law is that it has to have the disclaimer that the video contains AI-generated images. DVO’s images do not have that disclaimer, although it does state it was made with Grok elsewhere in the post. Also, in the Drunken One’s favor is that the Republican-written laws are so watered down; no District Attorney is going to try to prosecute any violations.
For DVO’s sake, let’s hope that Cooke’s victory is quick and decisive. The sooner he’s out of office, the sooner he can start getting help with his early-onset, alcohol-induced dementia.
In a not shocking development, The Anointed One, @RebeccaforWI has STILL NOT released her financials.
I wish this was a joke. pic.twitter.com/qIqtP1aKMX
— Derrick Van Orden (@derrickvanorden) August 14, 2026
